The Crafty Practitioner's Oscar Fashion Awards 2014

Sunday, March 2, 2014

Best Dressed Girl of 2014 Oscars-
 I find that Giuliana never lets me down. She is gorgeous and this dress compliments her perfectly. The color is luxurious and the fullness of the gown is so complimentary to her body frame. The neckline shows off her collarbones and with the detail of the bodice of the dress I am so glad that she didn't wear a necklace with it. Having her hair pulled back and a gorgeous glitzy earring was the way to go! Kudos Giuliana, you get my highest mention tonight. You took my breath away and out dressed all the stars, in my opinion! (Did I mention that she was my best dressed at another award show already this year? She is ON POINT!)
Best Dressed Man of 2014 Oscars-
Is there anything to say other than YUM! He is just so hot. Bradley Cooper looked classic, sophisticated, and edible.
Was she TRIPPING ON ACID when she chose this?
I certainly hope not because she is pregnant, at least I hope that is the situation ;)
This is, by far, the biggest mess of the night. That silhouette is all wrong for a baby bump. You need to accentuate it without making you like a man with a beer belly. She needed elastic under her bust to pull the dress in and no elastic under the belly. WHAT A MESS. This designer needs to hide.
Stop it with the statements already-
Can't you just let us like you Pharrell? Your music is awesome, you never age, you are usually good looking then 2014 hits and your hats and shorts appear. COME ON! This isn't classy, formal, fashion forward, anything of the sort. BLAH! Worst dressed man of the night.
Like a glove-
This dress looks like it was made for Idina Menzel, she wore it that way too! The color and fit was perfection. BRAVO! Hot Mama! This was a close contender for best dressed for me. Did I mention that I love Rent and Frozen? ;)
Human Blueberry-
Silk Pajamas? Turned to a blueberry at Wonka's Candy Factory?
Either way, I hate it.
Work, Bitch!
Hot Hot Hot! Kate Hudson knew what she was doing when she picked this, she looks like a million bucks!
Searching for a Stylist-
I am now certain and Anna Kendrick doesn't have a stylist and will be hiring on. This was a total miss and with her body there is no excuse for that.
Gravity won't take her down-
Sandra Bullock just doesn't age. She is gorgeous and her skin is flawless. This color is GREAT on her and the hairstyle was perfect. This was SO much better than the color blocking disaster at the Golden Globes, we will consider that a momentary judgement lapse because she is usually on point.
His hair & Her dress than looks like it has hair-
Nope, no no no. Brad needs to get himself together. And her dress is just not ok. I hate the sheer top part, I don't like the elastic waist placement when you see her from any other angle and I am not digging the sleeves. This power couple missed the mark for me.
Perfect HAIR to compliment the dress-
It is no secret that I love braids. This dress is so pretty and I love the loose, pretty hairstyle with braids and wisps! Maria Menounos looked etherial!
She used to be so pretty-
What happened Portia? Ugh, so bad. looks like a witchcraft map made out of cookie dough.
I love LACE-
and I love Julia Roberts!

Who did you love and hate this red carpet?

  1. I do like Portia's dress though!! Very elegant. c:


  2. Your favorites and my favorites are almost identical!

    xx Kelly
    Sparkles and Shoes